The Do's and Don't of Maternity Clothes: As Told by Looking at Kim Kardashian vol. 1

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As you all know, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, more affectionately (or annoyingly) known as Kim-ye, are having a baby. Very few celebrity pregnancies, not just the babies, have been as highly scrutinized as the pregnancy of Kim-ye.

 

The gurl obv has some sort of style or she wouldn't be where she is today, a fashion mogul (or disaster, depending on how you look at it), and don't forget she has been married two times over not to mention linked to numerous "famous" menz.

With all the extra scrutiny from the public right now, you would think Kim would have grabbed herself a professional stylist, or, if she has one right now, fire them and get a new one.

Let's start off with my favorite Kim maternity fashion "Don't" simply because there are more of them to choose from and they are much more fun.

 

Why this look doesn't work: The shape is horrible. The cut is horrible. The placement of the color blocking is horrible. The hair and makeup are too severe...Out of ten stars, I give this a rating of "Shoot me now". 

 

Who Wore It Best?

There are so many questions that need to be answered here such as:

Who? As in who the hell let her out of the house like that?
What? As in what on earth is she wearing?
Why? As in WHY Kim? WHY???
But the most important question is "How?"....as in in "For the love of God, how could we fix this outfit"?

Well, let me tell you. Here is a recent Kim K. maternity "Do" where the fit is much better and she almost redeems herself of the previous outfit. Check it out...

Just Jared

        Kim Kardashian Maternity Look by charlotte-cubitt-serrano featuring gap

GAP / Maternity / Ecote genuine leather boots / Black handbag, $38 / Gold Name Necklace Personalized Name  by deannewatsonjewelry

Why this look works: The colors are neutral, the outfit is chic and simple and (thank God) it fits in the right areas. It is not too tight (as she is notorious for trying to pull off); and it is not to big or blous-ey (See above "Shamu" picture).

I will be posting more "Do's and Don'ts" of Kim Kardashian's maternity fashion and how to get the "Do" look for less!

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