Gemma Teller Morrow - Not Yo Mama (But You'll Wish She Was)

When I grow up I want to be Katey Sagal.

First she was tough and crass as Peggy Bundy in "Married with Children," now she's even tougher as Gemma in "Sons of Anarchy." Bitch will cut you, but she will look faaaahbulous doing it. 

She may play a Grandma, but that doesn't stop her from wiggling into tight, tight jeans, off the shoulder tops, dark lace, chains, knee-high boots, and lots of leather. Woot woo.

Wanna bring a little bad-bitch Gemma style into your life? Let's shop, shall we?

Tops:

Simple fitted tank tops and t-shirts like this off the shoulder tee at Urban Outfitters are easy for gals on the run (from the law or other bitches). This lace-back cowl is also a great, slightly dressed up look (and on sale for $19.99!). For a sexier outfit she'll throw on a tight button up white shirt:

a top with cut-outs or chain decor, a sheer lace top, or this this club-wear-ready plunging cowl:

Meow.

Jackets:

LOOK AT THIS BOMBER JACKET. So cute. I really like this biker style jacket on Amazon, too. Only $21.97 and super comfy looking:

Pants:

Gemma isn't a frilly dress kind of woman, no, no. She's all pants, all the time. But no worries, even her jeans are fierce. For jeans, stick with a darker wash and a little bit of wear like these boot cut Levi's on sale for $39.99 or fitted skinny jeans over at Tilly's:

These skinny coated pants look great with a pair of hooker heels OR boots and look perfect on a bike:

Boots:

Sexy, and sexier:

Purses:

Pick something with a little more room inside in case you need to pack some heat. This satchel at Urban Outfitters is on sale for $49, lots of weapon space. Try this hobo with a little edge, and this little bag with fringe still has room for a switchblade.

Jewelry:

I love these spiked hoops, currently on sale for $29.98, this cocktail ring gives you plenty of surface area for punching chicks who slept with your man:

 

and Gemma would die for these cross knuckles:

Throw on a hip belt like this snake chain or this cute studded belt, pop in some chunky white-blonde hair extensions, and you're ready to go!

In addition to all these great prices, you can also go through Ebates to get cash back on some of these AND I even found you some coupon codes. Here's the list. You're welcome.

JCPenny - 8% back on Ebates, free shipping on orders over $50 with code "JCPSHIP"

Karmaloop - 4% back on Ebates (sign up for their emails first and they'll give you $10)

Loehmann's - 7.5% back on Ebates, $20 off $50 with code "IN20" good through 10/7/12

Lulus - 5% back on Ebates, use "FALLFLORALS" for an additional 15% off

Macy's - 6% back on Ebates, 15% with code "DEALS" through 10/8/12

Tilly's - 4.5% back on Ebates

Urban Outfitters - 2.5% back on Ebates

top two photos: Katey Sagal as Gemma Teller Morrow in "Sons of Anarchy," FX Networks